How to Find a Grad Dress
This guide is applicable to anyone looking for a dress to wear to a particular event, so long as that person is me. I’m not going to tell you how to live your life because that’s rude.
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Who wore it best?
I’ve wanted blue hair since I was a kid, though I’m pretty sure that back then I thought that my hair was the only thing stopping me from being a mermaid or a Sailor Scout or an astronaut, not, y’know, reality. Well, I’m testing that theory this summer by dying my hair as blue as […]
How Samson Got His Groove Back
I had to do a presentation in class today on Samson Agonistes, which is well worth the read. You might not have gotten that impression last night, however, if you accompanied my housemate in watching me flail around and scream like a petulant child who has only just learned what the phrase, “I don’t wanna’,” […]
Liz’s Logophile Giveaway
The surest way to get me to do something is to tell me I can’t do it. This includes, of course, me telling myself I can’t do something. Oops. Washing that hiatus right out of my hair. “Liz, why are you doing a giveaway?” Very good question, Nobody. Well, this is my fifteenth post. I […]
Hello, New Year
Everyone ought to be fully recovered from their New Year’s hangovers by now. Seek medial attention if you’re not. Welcome to 2012! This year we’re all going to be better people who drink more water and go to bed at a reasonable hour. Or, at least, I assume you all are. I set more realistic […]
A doozy, but there’s a video at the end.
I said that I’d give an update on what’s going on with me and, for better or worse, I’m a girl of my word. It certainly helps that things are looking up at the time of this report, not that they were ever looking too far down. College life is back on at full steam, […]
“She’ll be very popular in Kindergarten.”
And the Prodigal Blogger returns. Back at school. Life is moving in about fifteen thousand directions at once, and I like it. There will be a status report, but that is not for today. You might remember that I was writing songs this summer. Well, I half-converted one into a concept for a picture book […]
So, a girl limps into a bar and says to the bartender,
“A girl can only watch 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag so many times in one week.” Wait. Backtrack. Yesterday, being the very graceful Gentle Snowflake that I am, I missed a step at the dentist’s office and busted my bad ankle, so I’ve been housebound with limited mobility all day. And I’ve watched that […]
