So, a girl limps into a bar and says to the bartender,

“A girl can only watch 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag so many times in one week.” Wait. Backtrack. Yesterday, being the very graceful Gentle Snowflake that I am, I missed a step at the dentist’s office and busted my bad ankle, so I’ve been housebound with limited mobility all day. And I’ve watched that […]