“A girl can only watch 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag so many times in one week.”
Yesterday, being the very graceful Gentle Snowflake that I am, I missed a step at the dentist’s office and busted my bad ankle, so I’ve been housebound with limited mobility all day. And I’ve watched that movie three times this week because it’s always on. As much as I love Joe Pesci, I figured I ought to find a better way to spend my time.
That thought quickly passed, and I opted instead to amuse myself by thinking up profession-related pick up lines. They’re all
terrible guaranteed to get you doing the No Pants Dance by midnight. The service is free. Plus, if you scroll now, each line is followed by a reaction shot appropriate to how effective it is.
Line: When did you develop your taste for Tang?
Reaction: IMAGE NOT FOUND because there are no more active astronauts in the United States. And you should never use this line. Ever.
Now, get all gussied up, chug your wine coolers, and thank me later.
Follower Love-Fest #23: Dominick
Dominick is not really my usual follower, I don’t think. Of course, that is a very uninformed statement, based entirely on the fact that his blog, The Social Side of Business, has the word “business” in it, and I’m not known for my office-y-ness-ibility. If you haven’t already clicked through, I suggest you do. Dominick, armed with a Flip, is taking on social networking and business like a champ. Often near a baseball field. Not checking him out is downright unAmerican*.
*If you don’t buy that ridiculous argument, I feel you. Please don’t let it reflect poorly on Mr. Bonny.